THOUGHT: Perving on a Hairy Canary

I was chilling by myself today and I couldn't help but notice this middle age man gawking at this young lass across the room. When I say, gawking, I mean gawking and licking his lips while checking out her long (freaking long) legs leading to a very, very short, short, napkin-like skirt. To me, the dude just look like a freaking open to the public pervert that looked like he was in need of some (one) and couldn't get none.

"You perve...", I thought to myself.

Then the chick noticed the leering man, winked at him, wringled her skirt higher and then did this thing where she consciously pouted her lips more, leaned over and rested her boobs on the table (its like one of those optical illusions women do to make you think we got them big).

I literally witnessed his jaw slightly dropped, and if he's wasn't dehydrated from the excitement, I'm sure a thick drool would have slowly dropped. My mind starting playing its own cheesy 80s retro music and everything I started seeing had this haziness glow.

Then, the unthinkable happened. Here's a film to watch; Basic Instincts. Yes she did! She did the notorious Sharon Stone leg part!

For me, it was all down in slow mo. Whether it was my own mind's effect or her intended manipulation of time, her actions were so alluring that it got to my curiosity as well.

Panties or no panties?

If you think about it. Panties are good, it was cold and downstairs region is just like any other part of the body, it can get cold. Plus, people naturally wear it and its a great bug repellent.

But you might have guess what I saw.

The dude must of frozen in time (a heart murmur?) while the coffee in my tummy turned sour.

What is with the no undies thing!

OMG! Ewwww......Arrrgghhhh! Plus she wasn't a porn star kind of chick and she definitely needed the Brazillian nation to help her.

So there's my story of leering at another chick's Amazonia - zena-style- dark ages downstairs!

My eyeballs dropped and needed to be soaped out. Mum would definitely kill me and hit me with her Buddha palms.

Another thing, out of all places to be sending these XXX signals - a late nightclub, I understand but in a room full of senior citizens? Someone could have gotten serious affected.

Love y'all & this one was a random one.

P.S - You might ask, what am I doing hanging at a senior citizen club. Hey man! I have friends in high ranks too you know.

Peace out & ladies....if you gonna flaunt it, keep it trimmed.